Thursday, October 14, 2010

High Gloss Grey Kitchens

Children, children. . .

The theme children's education is for me for quite some time and finished as good as I can do more than serve as a good or bad example to tell you my opinion if you were to ask me for it, but that was about.

How much I have helped my children are what you are, how much you have developed yourself or how much was handed to you that you will probably never know. Strangely, I feel at least not really responsible for the result and I have come to the conclusion that my share, even though he has a lot of effort and strength, very, very small.

To me, since a comparison with a cake mix in mind. On such a box is always a print, is the favorite playing grounds is very appetizing to look like the result. If you have then labored for a while, see what comes out of the oven somehow not quite like this and not surprisingly, the difference between expectations and results is growing the more you make yourself. . so like it is with their own offspring. The more one strives all the more intent and planning it is, the larger end, the difference between intention and the Ergebnis. Zuviel rumerziehen ist also genauso Quark, wie garnich erziehen.

Seis drum . . . Ein Artikel, der sich mit den frühen Jahren der Kinderbetreuung auseinandersetzt und über den ich herzhaft lachen konnte, möchte ich hier einstellen. Es ist sowas wie ein Test mit dem man herausfinden kann ob man für Kinder bereit ist . . . ich hätte Ihn wohl nicht bestanden ;-)



  • DRECK-TEST
Beschmiere das Sofa und die Vorhänge mit Nutella. Lege ein Fischstäbchen hinter das Sofa und lass es den ganzen Sommer dort.

  • SPIELZEUG-TEST
Besorge Dir eine 150-Liter-Kiste mit Lego-Steinen (ersatzweise tun es auch Heftzwecken oder Schrauben). Laß einen Freund oder eine Freundin die Legos in der ganzen Wohnung verteilen. Verbinde nun Deine Augen und versuche in die Küche oder ins Bad zu gelangen, ohne dabei einen einzigen Laut von Dir zu geben: Du könntest das Kind schließlich wecken.

  • GROCERY STORE TEST
loan you one or two small animals (goats are especially recommended in this case) and take them to your next purchase. Keep an eye on them all the time and pay for everything they eat or destroy.

  • tightening TEST
Acquire you a big, lively octopus. Try to put it in a small shopping network, and make sure that you are getting all the arms storing in the network.

  • FEEDING TEST
you Obtain a large plastic cup. Fill halfway with water. Attach the cup with a band on the ceiling and let out the cup and swinging. Now try a spoon mushy cornflakes to carry into the cup while you pretend to be an airplane. Now the contents of the cup to distribute the entire floor. Stay left.

  • NIGHT TEST
Fill a pillowcase with 3-4 kilos of wet sand. At 6 pm clock begin to run on the pillow through the apartment, where you weigh it constantly back and forth. Do this to about 21 clock. Put the pillowcase to bed and set your alarm clock to 2 at night.

get up at 2 clock and wear the pillow again for an hour through the apartment, this time doing some singing lullabies.

set the alarm clock at 5. Clock by 5 repeat step 2, you try to remember more lullabies.

set the alarm clock at 7. At 7 clock get up and prepare breakfast.
Repeat the whole night after night, at least 3 years. Stay brave!

  • SKILL TEST FOR KINDERGARTEN AND PRIMARY SCHOOL
Take an egg carton. Take a scissors and water colors and turn the egg carton into a crocodile. Now, a toilet paper roll transform into an attractive Christmas candle. Now try to create only from Scotch tape and cellophane tape, an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.

Congratulations!

  • AUTO-TEST

Sell the BMW / Audi .... and instead buy a Renault Kangoo. Now take a chocolate ice cream and place it in the glove compartment. Leave it there!

Take a 10-cent piece and put it in the cassette player. Crumbs the contents of a family pack of butter cookies in the back seat. Scratch with a garden rake the doors of the car.

  • PHYSICAL FITNESS (for women)
Take a big bag voller Bohnen und plaziere ihn vor Deinem Bauch. Laß den Sack für 9 Monate da. Jetzt entferne die Bohnen, aber laß den Sack hängen, wo er ist.

  • FINANZIELLE EIGNUNG (für Männer)
Gehe zur Bank und richte einen Dauerauftrag ein; laß Dein Gehalt für die nächsten 20 Jahre in gleichen Teilen auf die Konten vom Drogerie-Markt, Spielzeuggeschäft, Lebensmittelgeschäft und mindestens 10 Vereinen überweisen.

  • ABSCHLUSS-TEST
Find a couple who already has a small child. Give them good advice on topics such as: discipline, patience, tolerance, potty training and table manners. Make as many wise suggestions.

stress how important education is consistent. Enjoy the experiment, it is the last time that you all these good answers have at hand. It is probably also the last time that you see this couple !!!!.


This is the end of the test. If you've passed the test:


Have fun at the children's production ;-)

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